Derby Day Barbecue

May 3, 2010

Not that I need an excuse to do a little cookout, but Saturday was the Kentucky Derby, and seemed like the perfect day to relax outside all afternoon (as Randy pointed out there was a high of 80; 97 for next Saturday!).  When I woke up Saturday morning, I didn’t have a set plan for what to cook, or a firm idea of how many people were coming over, so I decided if I simply bought two whole chickens, two tri-tip roasts, and a package of hot links, we should be covered.

By 11 am I had been to the farmer’s market and Costco and was home with all that food and ready to fire up the smoker.  I decided to do the larger of the two roasts, as well as both chickens, and a few hot links around the edges.  The only legit recipe I could find online said to cook the tri-tip at around 350 F.  Since I didn’t have time to brine before cooking, the higher temperature would be perfect for the chicken.  The tri-tip got salt, pepper, and some garlic powder, while the chickens got salt, pepper, and a half-onion in each cavity.  Apparently I’ve run out of wood chunks, so only the few unburned scraps in the Big Green Egg would have to do (uh, I mean I didn’t want this food to cook up as smoky as regular bbq fare; yeah, that’s it).

While the food was cooking, I made a quick simple syrup, and as soon as it was boiled and combined, took it off the heat, tossed in a bunch of mint, and covered to let cool.  I find that for Derby Day, it doesn’t take long to get tired of muddling mint, so if I just infuse it in the syrup, all that needs to be done is to combine bourbon and the mint syrup in a glass of ice.

Next up was a side dish.  None of the greens at the farmer’s market blew me away, so i went with a quinoa salad.  In the past few months I’ve made different quinoa dishes at my brother’s house, my parents’, as well as a few BBQs I’ve hosted.  It seems I’m on a quest to make everyone in my life appreciate quinoa (or at least learn to pronounce it).  First, I cooked 2 cups of quinoa and cooled it.  Next up was to make a quick vinaigrette, chop some almonds (then toasted them), diced some raw red onion, and also some sun-dried tomatoes.  Combined them all, and there’s an easy salad.  Upon reflection, the sun-dried tomatoes didn’t quite work for this; I had planned on using some of the San Marzanos I am growing, but there weren’t enough (or maybe I’m just hoarding them for myself).

Just as I settled in to a second mint julep, the timer went off to check the chicken.  The thighs weren’t quite there so I finished my drink, came back and took them off the smoker and covered with foil.  Then just enough time for one more julep, remove and cover the tri-tip, and cut the chicken into individual pieces.  After that, I sliced the tri-tip and the hot links, and it was time to eat!

Personally, my favorite was the chicken, and I was pleasantly surprised with the Costco hot links.  They weren’t as good as the homemade ones, but they were a helluva lot easier to do.  I could’ve gotten by with only cooking one chicken no problem, but now I’ve got leftovers galore (hello enchiladas and chicken salad).  The only problem with this meal was that I could barely eat what I put on my plate, and we had run out of mint syrup, so there wasn’t a julep to go with it!

Where’s Ron Burgundy’s report?

September 4, 2009

Baby panda born at San Diego Zoo. How could someone write this story and not make an Anchorman joke?  I mean, yeah, it’s obvious.  But hell, it’s FUNNY!

Zombies; they’re the new Ninjas

August 19, 2009

Who’s not entertained by a good zombie story?  But lately, they’re friggin’ everywhere.  Not literally, of course.  (or are they?)  Every time zombies come up I feel the need to go grab a trucker hat and a PBR.  It’s gotten so widespread, the popularity of zombies has even spread to the academic world.

The Freakonomics blog links to a mathematical study of a zombie outbreak and thelikelihood of human survival.  A nice idea, and I’m sure a lot more fun that logorithms and cosines or whatever the hell else mathematics graduate students usually write about, but we already know how it’d go down.

World War Z, by Max Brooks, is “an oral history of the Zombie War”.  Written as a collection of individual interviews with various participants from all over the world and in different roles in the war,  he explores cultural differences, politics, and human responses to catastrophic situations. My favorite section was the interview with Col. Christina Eliopolis, although I don’t want to talk about it too much, as the ending has a nice twist I don’t want to ruin.

While the social commentary was well done and a big part of the book, I found the biggest strengths to be Brooks’ ability to capture the many different voices of the characters.  If you buy in on page 1, you’re treated to a parallel universe complete with nationalistic pride, shady businessmen, incompetent politicians, and government cover-ups.  Brooks varies the tone, jargon, concerns and focuses on each of the characters so realistically you’d swear he’d done these interviews with real people.  It’s not only entertaining, but also well written.  I’d definitely recommend this book.

Miscellanea

August 3, 2009

A variety of posts, via Berg’s or Paul’s delicious feed, twitter, or various google reader links.

80′s Shawshank Ending

June 2, 2009

Found this starred in my inbox from ages ago, pretty funny:

Awesome 80′s Montage: Shawshank – watch more funny videos

Great news for Cubs fans like me…

May 29, 2009

For some reason, I was thinking about Major League the other day.  Specifically, Yankees’ slugger Haywood and his, at the time, ridiculous stat line.  As Bob Uecker says, “Haywood steps in, the American League triple crown winner. .341 average, 48 homers, 121 R.B.I.’s. He’s homered the only two times he’s faced Vaughn.”  When I was little, I remember thinking how utterly insane this line was.  You know, exaggerated for a movie.  Then I looked at Pujols’ baseball-reference page. Here’s his 162-game average: .334 BA/42 HR/128 RBI. I mean, he’s got a career 1.050 OPS! Really, it’s like he’s out of a movie. And he plays for the Cubs’ biggest rival. And I’ve never owned him on a fantasy baseball team. Awesome…

Curve balls

May 15, 2009

Via Rob Neyer’s SweetSpot, a great visual representation of what makes a curveball so tough to hit (besides the whole “curving” thing). Also on that link, some other cool visual effects I’d recommend checking out.

Random sport stuff

May 5, 2009

In honor of King James’ MVP (my buddy Phil showed this to me a few weeks ago):

Another good video (courtesy of the Sports Guy, who’s now on twitter):

Why do I still pay for cable?

April 30, 2009

Oh yeah, ESPN (and the many channels it’s spawned, and the various FoxSports family channels). But this is great news: via Tim Goodman’s blog, I found out that ABC/Disney is now on hulu! Sweeeeeet.

Internet’s abilities STILL underrated

April 21, 2009

My roommate just pointed me to a site that I’m probably way late discovering, but it’s new to me. Pandora is a FREE radio site. You tell them an artist you want to hear, they start you off with a song by that artist/band, and then thru the use of some crazy algorithm-type thingy, they play similar songs. You tell them whether or not you like the song, it customizes it more. You can create several different “stations” so that you can customize each one a different way. LOVE IT. The only, and I mean ONLY, problem I’ve found, is that you cannot select a specific song, due to the way that they have licensed the music. And I really wanted to hear The Gnome last night. Oh well. All in all, this site is rather awesome.


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